clonewrites:

• “Are you stuck?”
• “That wasn’t the truth bus, that was the bitchy cross town express.”
• “I’m Superman.”
• “I’ve lost my train of thought.”
• “Dead people don’t talk. Usually.”
• “Don’t make me cut a bitch.”
• “Go clean yourself up, you look like crap.”
• “I brought you a pie.”
• “I don’t do loose.”
• “Why love something?”
• “I’m gonna get fat, aren’t I?”
• “I have to hate you a little while, just a little while.”
• “That would’ve been weird, if not actively traumatic.”
• “I’ve got a finger faster than a speeding bullet.”
• “Where did I put that rat’s ass I could give?”
• “Just wanted to try it on before I gave it back.”
• “I really wanna kiss you now.”
• “You could do with loosening up a bit.”
• “I feel excitement is so much better than a lot of things.”
• “Well, that’s just downright craptastic.”
• “You hide booze in your Bible?”
• “Jackass is as good a word as any.”
• “You can’t just leave.”
• “I used to think masturbation meant chewing your food.”
• “If I could breathe, I would vomit.”
• “Would you like a piece of pie?”
• “I think it’s brave to try to be happy.”
• “Oh, hell no!”
• “Ooh I just got all tingly, and not just in the nether regions.”
• “If you were Clark Kent, what would you do right now?”
• “How can you start again with someone who only knows who you were before?”
• “I just want you to be happy.”
• “But do you hate me?”
• “Is it vodka?”
• “Please take that away.”
• “I’m not gonna pretend to be something I’m not. (It’s stressful.)”
• “I was being selfish.”
• “What do you need to be happy?”
• “I’m not a fan of the hug.”
• “I think you should probably just go.”