neveraskedtobeahero-archive: *drops brotp for the ship meme to distract from the carnage i'm inflicting elsewhere*
  • big spoon/little spoon: Wat?
  • favorite non-sexual activity: Wearing shutter shades and battling in the Armax Arena listening to Bad Girls Do It Well.
  • who uses all the hot water: Annikka, because she’s so trifling. 
  • most trivial thing they fight over: Garrus being a total nerd.
  • who does most of the cleaning: Annikka.
  • what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Annikka.
  • who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Annikka, although she WISHES she could beat his ass over it.
  • who steals the blankets: Jack.
  • who leaves their stuff around: Both.
  • who remembers to buy the milk: Garrus.
  • who remembers anniversaries: Probably Garrus again. (Why is he included in this?)
  • who cooks normally?: Garrus.
  • how often do they fight?: Every other week.
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Move on with their life. 
  • nicknames for each other?: Jack calls Annikka “Turian Fucker” behind her back.
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Annikka.
  • who steals the covers at night?: Jack. 
  • what would they get each other for gifts?: Jack would get Annikka modified armor pieces for shoulders, chest plates etc. 
  • who kissed who first?:
  • who made the first move?:
  • who remembers things?: Hopefully Annikka and not Garrus.
  • who started the relationship?: Annikka rescued Jack from Purgatory and kept yammering under the Engineering Deck, so Jack finally gave up the tough act and became her friend.
  • who cusses more?: BOTH.
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Jack would offer Annikka medi-gel and save her.

Ask and Move The Fuck On.

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