if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them:

• big spoon/little spoon:
• favorite non-sexual activity:
• who uses all the hot water:
• most trivial thing they fight over:
• who does most of the cleaning:
• what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
• who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
• who steals the blankets:
• who leaves their stuff around:
• who remembers to buy the milk:
• who remembers anniversaries:

or

• who cooks normally?:
• how often do they fight?:
• what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
• nicknames for each other?:
• who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
• who steals the covers at night?:
• what would they get each other for gifts?:
• who kissed who first?:
• who made the first move?:
• who remembers things?:
• who started the relationship?:
• who cusses more?:
• what would they do if the other one was hurt?: